"Never beg them to come back."
It took me 10 months to realize this. (via neyo3bdalla)

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

dulect:

how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t

tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk
"إذا تم العقل نقص الكلام
The smarter you get the less you speak"
Arabic Proverb  (via suspend)